15-YEAR-OLD BOYS : STOP FLIPPING VEGGIE BURGERS WHEN YOU CAN GET RICH PLAYING WOMENS PRO SOCCER
Vol. I | Issue. 91 | May 19, 2022
The Left hates CHOICE and MERITOCRACY (unless the choice is related to full-term abortion) as much as they despise democracy because it is antithetical to their goal of dictatorial human governance. Nevertheless, don't take my word for it, read and absorb the words of Marx, Lenin, Guevarra, MAO, AOC, Bernie Sanders, and nearly every prominent Democrat pol in America. This group now includes President Joe Biden. When Joe thought it was a cool segregationist he joined the club, now Joe is a “Progressive”.
Speaking of meritocracy and those seeking to destroy it… How about the latest?
THE US SOCCER FEDERATION HAS AGREED TO PAY MEN AND WOMEN’S SOCCER TEAMS EQUALLY.
GREAT, RIGHT? No… It’s TERRIBLE.
Ok, let’s kick the elephant out of the room immediately. You hate women if you disagree with this absurdity right? NOPE. Nothing could be further from the truth.
Women’s Soccer generates but a tiny fraction of revenue and profit earned by Men’s Soccer in tickets and sponsorship and draws millions more viewers on TV. For instance, in 2018, the Men’s World Cup earned an amazing $3.572 billion worldwide. On the other hand, the most the women’s World Cup ever made for a single series was the 1.12 billion it earned in 2019.
The equalization of pay and other benefits is nothing more than a communist cost and benefit shifting the program to cast another harsh blow against meritocracy and capitalism. The communists love forced income equality so much that in the former Soviet Union, brain surgeons and street sweepers earned roughly the same amount. Is that where we want to go America?
In a 2017 exhibition game, an FC Dallas club team comprised of under-15-year-old boys beat the World Champion Women’s National Soccer Team and it wasn’t even competitive. The famed women’s team, the winner of the 2019 Women’s World Cup, was soundly defeated in a 5-2 final. At the time, it was admitted by USWNT star Cari Lloyd that these male adolescents were faster, stronger, and better. Regardless, the Left and their north star of communism present all issues of the unequal outcome as a societal disease that needs an immediate cure.
Just what is that cure? Steal from those who have earned it and give it to those who don’t.
As a result of this decision to settle, the PR announcements have been hailed as something as justified as Women getting the vote in The 19th Amendment, ratified a century ago on Aug. 18, 1920.
This horrid settlement that defies the laws of capitalist gravity may destroy professional soccer as it should.
The Soccer team owners of course didn’t have a chance. They had to go along with this sham because the "optics" of misogyny likely made them feel trapped. Team owners should have stood their ground. Had the litigation gone to the highest court in the land, they likely would have won. The soccer babes had no legal argument here, just an optics argument. They don’t perform at the same level, don’t earn as much money, and simply outplayed the owners in the PR game.
Now back to the 15-year-old veggie burger flippers…
Emes to Boys: “Hey, boys, why flip veggie burgers for minimum wage when you can get rich playing women’s pro soccer?”
15-year-old Boys: “Emes, you are a real dunce! It's women’s pro soccer…”
Emes to Boys: “You think I'm the Dunce? Haven’t any of you guys seen Cinderella? All you need to say is bippity-boppity-boo and you’re a girl! If you don't believe me just ask Lia Thomas how this grift works!”
If solely left to the merits of sink or swim, the economics of this ridiculous settlement would doom professional soccer, but the Left always has a cost-shifting solution to save the day.
The owners will likely get some form of cost-shifting compensation to reward them for caving to the Left, pretending to support the insanity, and faking the fact that there is any merit to the claim that businesses should pay more to those who objectively produce less. (Just like financially failing CNN, who we are forced to pay for with bundled cable packages even though they basically have no audience)
Anyhow… BOYS, NOW IS YOUR CHANCE! Take those kitchen aprons off, buy yourselves some new dresses, grab your cleats, and get on the field… It’s time to get rich!
After all, girls just want to have fun, right?
-Emes