As America's youth culture of the 1970s became the dominant consumer culture with the rise of the baby boomer generation, Coca-Cola, through their Ad Agency McCann Erickson, knew that it was time to adapt to the modern age. It was then that they introduced their slogan: "It’s the real thing. Coke." The slogan came in various iterations, such as "Coca-Cola: It's the Real Thing," etc. The intention was to embrace the new baby boomer consumer in a way that said, “We are a natural product, not the Coca-Cola of your dad's generation”. The campaign worked brilliantly, so brilliantly in fact that fifty years later, it is sort of being imitated at the White House…
We all know that the Left hates America and, by transference, our National Anthem, so I have a suggestion… Why not create a new National Anthem adaptation based on the discovery and cover-up of the cocaine found in the West Wing of the White House last week? I'll leave it to the Ad Agency to write the catchy jingle, but I definitely think that Hunter should have a seat at that table.
Isn't it pathetic that cocaine was found in a high-security area of the White House, and that between the Secret Service and FBI, they can't seem to find out who it belonged to? Don't worry, Hunter, I can't prove it was you, and I'm not accusing you, but it wouldn't surprise me. There is something far more important than uncovering another crackhead stripper/gotcha story about Hunter here. The very serious issue to be understood is the Collusion between the Security Apparatus and their need to protect a senile President and his Radical Leftist Administration from the perpetrator getting caught.
To those of you who think that this is just another case of treating Hunter with kid gloves as the possible perpetrator, you are dead wrong… This is another chilling example of the Justice Department, National Security Apparatus, Media, Big Tech, and the collective American Pravda failing to do their job and pursue blind justice and institutional integrity to protect our Constitutional Republic.
Incompetent at both her job and her ability to lie credibly, the imbecilic LGBTQ "Woman of Color” White House Press Secretary, Karine Jean-Pierre, has repeatedly claimed that “it could have been anyone due to the fact that it was a heavily trafficked area of the White House”. The fact is that the area in question is not heavily trafficked and is fraught with high-security screening procedures, including ubiquitous security cameras.
Now we have a decision to make once we recognize the gravity that the White House COKE(AINE) scandal poses to our Constitutional Republic. For once, Hunter Biden, a disgusting laughingstock of humanity, is not at the center of a Biden drug scandal, even if he is the perpetrator. The question here is: What do we, as a nation, do about the National Security Law Enforcement Apparatus now in place that is either so incompetent that they can't find the coke(aine) perpetrator at the White House -or- refuses to do so in order to protect a criminal who brought their illegal vice into the People's House because, whoever they are, it likely wasn't a Conservative Republican?
Take your pick! Do you choose (A) Incompetence or (B) a Banana Republic Criminal Justice/Law Enforcement Apparatus?
Either way, I'm pretty sure that the FBI will have their man soon, and it wouldn't surprise me if their chosen culprit turns out to be Trump!
Hunter, I think there is a very good chance that you'll get another pass!
COKE(AINE)... It's the Real Thing!
-Emes