IF THE IRANIAN REGIME AND HAMAS COULD WRITE A “THANK-YOU” NOTE, THIS IS WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE…
DEAR PRESIDENT BIDEN,
WE WANT TO THANK YOU FOR ALL OF YOUR WONDERFUL SUPPORT OVER THE PAST SEVERAL YEARS. WHILE WE HAVE NOT YET ACCOMPLISHED OUR GOAL OF MURDERING EVERY JEW IN ISRAEL, AND THEN THE WORLD, OCTOBER 7TH WAS A WONDERFUL START.
WE COULD NEVER HAVE MADE THIS DAY “THE SINGLE DAY OF THE MOST JEWS MURDERED SINCE THE HOLOCAUST” WITHOUT YOUR GENEROUS FINANCIAL AND DIPLOMATIC SUPPORT. THE BILLIONS THAT YOU HAVE GIVEN US OVER THE YEARS HAVE BEEN MISSION-CRITICAL AND WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU.
WHILE THE MURDER OF JEWS WAS REALLY FUN, JUST WAIT AND SEE WHAT WE HAVE IN STORE FOR THE HOSTAGES. WE KNOW IT IS HARD TO BELIEVE, BUT THIS IS WHERE THE FUN REALLY STARTS.
IT IS A LITTLE WEIRD THAT YOU HAVE SUPPORTED US SO GENEROUSLY, GIVEN THAT WE ALSO WANT TO DESTROY AMERICA, BUT WE ARE SURE THAT YOU KNOW BEST!
LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU SOON IN AMERICA.
YOUR FRIENDS,
THE REPUBLIC OF IRAN, HAMAS, ALL WHO HATE JEWS, AMERICA, AND ISRAEL
TODAY, THERE IS NOTHING ELSE TO SAY…
-EMES